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Thanks, Newsweek.
Honestly, this makes us blush even when we’re reblogging it…
Photo reblogged from Travels, trips and hikes with 35 notes
I enjoy how crazy this house looks.
Aldeburgh, England
Source: spanishcoffee
Post reblogged from Clients From Hell with 110 notes
Client: “We’re trying to watch the DVD with the advert on but we can’t hear it. We’re really not happy. You need to bring a new DVD over asap.”
Me: “What are you playing the DVD on?”
Client: “My receptionist’s computer.”
Me: “Does it have speakers?”
Client: “No, will you send some over?”
Me: “No.”
Source: clientsfromhell
Photo reblogged from THE AUTO INSIDER with 5 notes
2010 Hennessey Cadillac CTS-V700 gets snouty.
Source: theautoinsider
PLEASE DO NOT SAY GODS NAME IN VAIN…
Please do NOT say God’s name in vain.
It says in the bible. It drives me fucking insane when someone says “
Fuckin Jesus Christ” or “OMG” or “Goddamn” SERIOUSLY! EVERYTIME YOURE KILLING GOD. STOP BLAMING GOD AND BLAME IT ON SATAN!!!!!!!!!! WE PEOPLE ARE SO MESSED UP AND STUPID TO SAY GODS NAME IN VAIN WHEN WE COULD BLAME IT ON SATAN FOR EVERYTHING INSTEAD! STOP BEING STUPID!!!! NEXT TIME IT SHOULD BE “fuckin satan” “Oh my satan” “satandamn” ! srsly get a life. lolthank you.
You want to know the fastest way to get people to do exactly the opposite of what you want them to do?
This.
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